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TEXAS TEA BEARD BALM

SKU 850007288235
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Original price $19.99 - Original price $19.99
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$19.99 - $19.99
Current price $19.99
Texas Tea, a famous slang term for crude oil used during the oil rush in Texas.  We seriously considered putting some heavy weight gear oil in an aluminum tin, but someone, somewhere, would probably make a big deal about it.  Therefore, the good guys at Beard Octane decided to stick with our signature beard balm blend and stick with our signature oil blend and add some bay leaf and fir needle, mixed with some cedarwood and crisp bergamot to reveal a warm tobacco base note. Don't let this fool you though, this one packs some Lone Star Attitude!

 

SCENT NOTES:  Hints of Bay Leaf, Fir Needle, Cedar & Lone Star Attitude

    ABOUT

    The Beard Octane Beard Balm is made with only the highest quality, all natural ingredients.  Our beard balm is lightweight, with a medium hold.  Our beard balm is designed to promote healthy beard growth, to moisturize and tame your beard, without leaving your beard feeling greasy.  All of our beard care products are handmade in small batches to ensure the highest quality product available!  All of our Beard Balm products come packaged in a 2 ounce aluminum tin, as we tried a cardboard box, but that sucked. Plus it sounds cool when you drop the aluminum tin on a tile floor in the morning and wake everyone up.

    HOLD: Light - Medium
    SHEEN: Semi-Sheen
    SCENT STRENGTH: Light - Medium

    INGREDIENTS

    Beeswax, Shea Butter, Sweet Almond Oil, Coconut Oil, Castor Oil, Vitamin E & Custom Fragrance Oil Blends

    All of our beard balms are All Natural & Cruelty Free. We only test our products on Humans, NOT Animals (although some consider us animals). Our products may contain Tree Nut Oils & Natural Botanicals. All of our products are Phthalate Free. If you have allergies, consult with your physician before testing on yourself or on your friend...because they may have allergies also.

    INSTRUCTIONS

    1.For best results, apply Beard Octane Beard Balm when your beautiful Facial Fur is damp (approximately 74.6% dry).
    2.Using your finger, or a 5/16" (MERICA!) wrench, scrape out a "dime" sized amount of awesomeness from the beard balm tin, and rub this awesomeness between your palms.
    3.Gently, if there is such a thing, run your fingers through your beard, starting from the neck and work your way up.  Be sure to rub the beard balm into the skin, wherever your beard grows.
    4.Shape your beard to your likings by hand or with a comb.  You can also use a blow dryer (not the heat gun) on low heat, in order to help obtain the beard shape you desire.
    5.Go tell your boss you deserve a raise.  Chances are, your boss will just give you a raise because your beard looks awesome, or you'll lose your job for being completely out of line.