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Mating Ritual Lather Conditioning Wash - Sugar Pine, Eucalyptus & Amber Rosemary

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Get a beard that can bench press a tank, while still looking and feeling amazing!

The days of making your beard feel like a bunch of porcupine quills after a shower are finally over with our gentle, daily Lather Conditioning Wash (LCW)!  Soften your beard as you wash out all the grime and dirt of the day, then go bench press a tank!

Mating Ritual is our collab with Uncle Dijon- a man of equal parts mystery, charisma, and pure backwoods wisdom, who keeps the internet on its toes and rolling laughing. Here at Beard Octane, we bottled all that unmatched energy into a scent that’s as smooth, bold, and dangerously effective as the man himself. 

SCENT NOTES: Notes of Sugar Pine, Eucalyptus, Tonka Bean, Amber Rosemary & Primal Instincts

Mating Ritual not got your instincts primed? Explore the other unique scents that Beard Octane has to offer!

    ABOUT

    Beard Octane is proud to introduce it's Lather Conditioning Wash!  Beard Octane's Lather Conditioning Wash (LCW) is specifically designed to moisturize, lather and cleanse your beard like no other.  LCW will devour your beard entirely with it's heavy Lathering properties, force-feeding it with moisture throughout.  LCW comes in an eight (8) ounce bottle with a twist top.

    SIZE: 8oz (236ml)
    LATHER: Heavy
    WASH: Non-Stripping
    SCENT STRENGTH: Light - Medium 

    INGREDIENTS

    Potassium Cocoate, Potassium Sunflowerseedate (Sunflower Oil), Aqua (Deionized Water), Glycerin (Kosher/Vegetable), Cyamopsis Tetragonoloba Gum (Guar), Butyrospermum Parkii Butter (Shea Butter), Simmondsia Chinesis Seed Oil (Organic Jojoba), Rosmarinus Officinalis Leaf Extract (Rosemary), Citric Acid, Potassium Castorate & Custom Fragrance Blends

    We only test our products on Humans, NOT Animals (although some consider us animals). Our products may contain Tree Nut Oils & Natural Botanicals. All of our products are Phthalate Free. If you have allergies, consult with your physician before testing on yourself or on your friend...because they may have allergies also.

    INSTRUCTIONS

    1. While in the shower, or under an ever-so-majestic waterfall out in the wild, place a few dabs of LCW into the palm of your hand (does not matter which hand, as they are both strong).
    2. Take those dabs of LCW and scrub them into your manly beard.  Be sure to massage LCW into your skin and throughout your beard hair.
    3. Once your beard is completely lathered up, allow to remain in beard for at least a minute.
    4. Rinse LCW from your beard and stand in front of the mirror...only to admire the greatness on your face that you call a beard.

    Customer Reviews

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    Andy (New London, US)
    Beard Length: 3-6 in
    Beard Thickness: Thick
    It Works!

    My woman attacked me like wolf in heat after I washed my beard with this! So yeah, it definitely works, and smells and feels fantastic too, cleans beard very well!

    😂 😂 we're sorry if you end up with a black eye. We're glad you're both enjoying the new mating ritual scent. We appreciate you Andy!